Tally.

Countries added: 3
Total countries thus far: 26.
Finland: people proud of the way their language bubbles and a country of white haired folk. (And yes. Generalizing. Deal.)
Sweden: the friendliest people you've met who think they are unfriendly. Constantly reminds you of how beautiful the city of STHLM is either by the views that sneak up on you or because the STHLM'ians remind you.
Amsterdam: Bikes, food from the wall and a lot of fried stuff. Fried batter, fried mystery meat. Fried hopes and dreams (in that they taste delicious and not in the sense that they're burnt and gone).

Number of 17th century ships seen: 1.
Number of 17th century ships licked: 1.

Museums: 5 but I only saw one bedroom.

Times I was called American only to have myself explain: 17
Bike crashes: 2.
Boats ridden: 3
Party boats: 1.

Times I lost my head 2.
Number of roofs hiked on: 13
Number of roofs hiked on where i feared not for my life but for making a screaming, crying fool of myself: 2 (picture forthcoming but trust me, that ish was narrow).

Castles: 1. (surprising but the original medieval, disney looking one in STHLM burnt down in lieu of a beautiful but functional castle where Silvia reigns supreme.

Cathedrals: 4. Cathedrals carved into a massive rock: 1.

Glog cups drank: 23
Beer horns: 2.

Battered bullets: 9? (things got a wee bit hazy).

New people met: 1,438. New people that know they met me: 11.
Heineken friends: 2

Parties in Amsterdam where despite the northern europe family tree I was still the tallest person there: 1.

It was real - Sverige, Helsinki, Amsterdam. Till we pun again.

Thought given to this post: somewhere between the mcchouffe and the heineken and the glog i found the lilly amongst the thorns.